24 8 / 2014
"Hi I’m Joseph Stalin and I nominate Leon Trotsky for the CCCP ice pick challenge!"
20 8 / 2014
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
It’s like a messed up Cinderella story…
19 8 / 2014
"The sun never sets on the British Empire because God doesn’t trust the British in the dark."
14 6 / 2014
did you guys know the whole “bunny ears” thing in photos originated in medieval times and actually they were horns and they symbolized that you were fucking the guy you were standing behind’s wife. imagine all the four year old boys doing that symbol right this second and not knowing what they’re doing. history is great
13 6 / 2014
IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE. THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.
Mental image of Julius Caesar running around Rome with twenty-three knives sticking out of his body like some crazy toga-wearing porcupine.
11 6 / 2014
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
Have you considered iron curtains for your bathrooms?
06 6 / 2014
05 6 / 2014
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
SCREAMING BECAUSE I LOVE HISTORY.