14 6 / 2014
did you guys know the whole “bunny ears” thing in photos originated in medieval times and actually they were horns and they symbolized that you were fucking the guy you were standing behind’s wife. imagine all the four year old boys doing that symbol right this second and not knowing what they’re doing. history is great
13 6 / 2014
IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE. THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.
Mental image of Julius Caesar running around Rome with twenty-three knives sticking out of his body like some crazy toga-wearing porcupine.
11 6 / 2014
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
Have you considered iron curtains for your bathrooms?
06 6 / 2014
05 6 / 2014
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
SCREAMING BECAUSE I LOVE HISTORY.
04 6 / 2014
so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history